hey i wrote my first blog post in eight years: https://nick-black.com/dankwiki/index.php?title=Threadripper_L3_CPUID_Strangeness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OLIgEua4PU endlessly classic
"In April 2010, the President of Turkmenistan, Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, visited the site and ordered that the hole should be closed. In 2013, he declared the part of the Karakum Desert with the crater a nature reserve. In 2019, he appeared on state television doing doughnuts around the crater to disprove rumours of his death." that went from weird to very weird indeed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darvaza_gas_crater
one of god's own prototypes. a high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. too weird to live, and too rare to die.