i'm exceedingly excited to have resolved a longstanding confusion of mine. you see, right around 1:41 https://youtu.be/Hha-3aWEtGI?t=101 in Green Jellö's Obey the Cowgod video, GWAR's Beefcake the Mighty is clearly shown. I'd asked myself many times: "What the hell is this, GJ?" But the other night I realized: the lyrics actually say "there is no Beefcake the Mighty!" i'd always thought they were saying "beef by-products." so it's actually a touching shoutout to one of the greatest bassists of all time.
one of god's own prototypes. a high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. too weird to live, and too rare to die.
this is not a dank mastodon